Looking for a writer? Money launderer? Cult leader?

I’m pretty decent at one of these things.

Download resume here!

I like pina colladas and getting caught in the rain as much as the next girl. But what I really like, is making stuff. All kinds of stuff. Weird, stupid, important, and pointless stuff.

Although writing is my main gig, I’d like to consider myself a jack of all trades, master of some.

Writing, illustrating, hell, even tap dancing. You name it, I’ve done it. I may have not been the best but I’m damn good at trying. (I actually am the best tap dancer in the tri-state area. Hire me and I’ll prove it).

If its creative, expressive and has potential to pay off my cars extended warranty, I’m in.

Mosey through my website to laugh, cry and contemplate how you ended up here!