Looking for a writer, money launderer or cult leader? I’m decent at one of these things!

Download resume here!

I like pina colladas and getting caught in the rain as much as the next girl. But what I really like, is making stuff. All kinds of stuff. Weird, stupid, important, and pointless stuff.

Although writing is my main gig, I’d like to consider myself a jack of all trades, master of some.

Writing, illustrating, hell, even tap dancing. You name it, I’ve done it. I may have not been the best but I’m damn good at trying. (I actually am the best tap dancer in the tri-state area. Hire me and I’ll prove it).

If its creative, expressive and has potential to pay off my cars extended warranty, I’m in.